Make your own deer butt art

2008 Update:  You can now invest in original 21st century American folk art (Redneck art) created by redneck butt-master Travis Carter.

It's always tough to find entertaining and educational craft activities for the kiddies.  Here in North Carolina, the redneck kids make realistic gingerbread houses that look just like their real homes:
 

A single-wide gingerbread house

But let's face it, gingerbread houses get old, and the tikes crave something new, something that's both fun and exciting.   The trick is to find a craft that's both fun and educational, and something that the whole family can enjoy together.

For centuries, families have enjoyed the camaraderie and joy of making alien heads from deer butts.  Join the fun!  Once you know the secrets, it's easy to transform an ordinary deer butt into a work of fine butt art.  Let's take a closer look at this ancient and noble craft of deer butt art.

Fine art Deer Butt alien heads

In the world of fine arts, many of the top-tier deer butt alien heads have been showcased by world-renowned art exhibitions and galleries.  But with a little innovation, you don't need to spend a fortune to enjoy fine art, at home!  Take the plunge and make your own artistic deer butt creations; it's easy once you know the secrets of the buttmasters.

Deer butt alien heads are fun and educational activity for the whole family.  The kids get a lesson in fine art, anatomy and taxidermy, but they think that they are just having fun!  Butt-sculpting is the perfect craft for children of all ages, young and old alike.

  Samples of outstanding deer butt alien heads

The pleasures of making deer butt masterpieces is not just confined to the snobby art world, and people across the USA are discovering the joys of making their own deer butt creations.  Let's take a closer look at this phenomenon and see why home-crafting deer butts are taking the nation by storm.

Making your deer butt alien head

All you need to create your own deer art is a styrofoam mannequin head, a fresh deer butt, a sharp knife and some glue.  Deer butt art aficionado's recommend that you start with a fresh deer carcass (fresh is always better), and this makes it more fun and educational for the kids. 

 

Deer butts - before and after transformation into fine art

Your beloved tykes will have the thrill of creating a one-of-a-kind work of art, and while they are disemboweling Bambi, they get a lesson in anatomy and taxidermy.  It's the perfect fusion of fun and fine art.
 

Make sure to tie-off the hiney hole

When preparing your deer butt , it's important to tie off the anus with a piece of string so that the white tail area does not become soiled with deer dukie. You need to carefully open-up your deer, starting right above the groin.  Once this incision is made, you will need to tie-off the anus again, from the inside, and then sever the large intestine right above the tied spot.

Next, cut the deer's throat, severing the deer's neck all the way back to the spine.  This will disconnect the arteries and throat from the head.

Now, comes the best part!  All you need to do is make a fast cut, upwards to the rib cage and watch junior squeal with delight as all the  all the deer innards come-out in one piece!  Amazing!

Sculpting your anus

Many people say that the real talent to deer butt art is the shaping of the anus to look like a mouth, a true test of the artists loving hand. Your anus can be made very simple, or you can stretch your anus for realistic effects such as smiles and frowns.

Tasteful alternatives to deer butts

If you don't have any deer butt's handy, don't despair.  Many creative folks will go on a scavenger hunt, searching for fresh road kill and use whatever they find as butt art.  Here is where the creative process is critical and you can let-loose with your artistic freedom to come up with a wealth of affordable fine art for your home.  Even rodents can be sculptured into fine redneck art plaques.
 

Tasteful kitty cat butt refrigerator decoration

Attractive rat butt plaque