It's always tough to find entertaining
and educational craft activities for the kiddies. Here in North Carolina,
the redneck kids make realistic gingerbread houses that look just like their
real homes:

A single-wide gingerbread house |
But let's face it, gingerbread
houses get old, and the tikes crave something new, something that's both
fun and exciting.
The trick is to find a craft
that's both fun and educational, and something that the whole family can
enjoy together.
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For centuries, families have
enjoyed the camaraderie and joy of making alien heads from deer butts.
Join the fun! Once you know the secrets, it's
easy to transform an ordinary deer butt into a work of fine butt art. Let's
take a closer look at this ancient and noble craft of deer butt art.
Fine art Deer Butt alien heads
In the world of fine arts, many of the
top-tier deer butt alien heads have been showcased by world-renowned art exhibitions
and galleries. But with a little innovation, you don't need to spend a
fortune to enjoy fine art, at home! Take the plunge
and make your own artistic deer butt creations; it's
easy once you know the secrets of the buttmasters.
Deer
butt alien heads are fun and
educational activity for the whole family. The kids get a lesson in fine
art, anatomy and taxidermy, but they think that they are just having fun!
Butt-sculpting is the perfect craft for children of all ages, young and old alike.

Samples of outstanding deer butt alien heads
The
pleasures of making deer butt
masterpieces is not just confined to the snobby art world, and people across the USA are
discovering the joys of making their own deer butt creations. Let's take
a closer look at this phenomenon and see why home-crafting deer butts are taking
the nation by storm.
Making your deer butt alien head
All you need to create your own deer
art is a styrofoam mannequin head, a fresh deer butt, a sharp knife and some
glue.
Deer butt art aficionado's recommend that you start with a fresh deer
carcass (fresh is always better), and this makes it more fun and educational for the kids.

Deer butts - before and after
transformation into fine art |
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Your beloved tykes will have the thrill of creating a one-of-a-kind work of art,
and while they are disemboweling Bambi, they get a lesson in anatomy and
taxidermy. It's the perfect fusion of fun and fine art.

Make sure to tie-off the hiney hole |
When preparing your deer butt , it's important to tie off the anus
with a piece of string so that the white tail area does not become
soiled with deer dukie.
You need to carefully open-up your deer, starting right
above the groin. Once this incision is made, you will need to
tie-off the anus again, from the inside, and then sever the large
intestine right above the tied spot. |
Next, cut the deer's throat, severing the deer's neck all the way back
to the spine. This will disconnect the arteries and throat from
the head.
Now, comes the best part! All you need to do is
make a fast cut, upwards to
the rib cage and watch junior squeal with delight as all the all the deer innards come-out in
one piece! Amazing!
Sculpting your
anus
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Many people say that the real talent to deer butt art is the shaping of the anus to
look like a mouth, a
true test of the artists loving hand.
Your anus can be made very simple, or you can stretch your anus for
realistic effects such as smiles and frowns. |
Tasteful alternatives to deer butts
If you don't have any deer butt's
handy, don't despair. Many creative folks will go on a scavenger hunt,
searching for fresh road kill and use whatever they find as butt art. Here is where the creative process is
critical and you can let-loose with your artistic freedom to come up with a
wealth of affordable fine art for your home. Even rodents can be
sculptured into fine redneck art plaques.
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Tasteful kitty cat
butt refrigerator decoration |

Attractive
rat butt plaque |
No matter how you slice them, creating
deer butt
art is a fun and educational experience for the whole family.