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Oracle Tips by Burleson Consulting
June 18, 2003
Don Burleson

For a summer diversion, I tried my hand at writing a humorous description of DBA personality types.  The article What kind of DBA are you? was published on DBAZine with wonderful reviews.  I received more e-mail for this than many of my technical articles:

"ROFLMAO - This is the funniest article I've read in years!"

"I almost wet my pants! - I posted it by the coffee machine"

"(smile) fun article... !!!"

Anyway, I am now considering changing careers.  My most recent attempt at humor is User is a Four-letter Word

Like many aspiring comedians, I'm running out of funny ideas, so if you have any personal stories or suggestions for a database humor story, I'd sure like to hear from you.  I can be reached at



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