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New High-Performance Floppy Drive

Here is a new and entertaining take on an increase in performance and disk space:

http://www.trygve.com/megaflop.html

The creators had this to say:

"Initial experiments produced results that were unequivocably so-so. While the transfer rates did live up to our expectations, winds exceeding 60,000 miles per hour blowing from any holes in the drive housing entirely flattened two small towns and toppled five apartment complexes. Additionally, the steel reinforcement of the disk surface increased the weight of each disk to 35,000 tons, which meant that a box of ten would not fit into a standard retail display. Finally, and perhaps most critically, the steel reinforcement girders caused the disks not to be floppy anymore, a considerable defect where floppy disks are concerned."


 

 
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