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Mr. Ed Charges you to Answer Oracle Questions

On this anonymous web site we see "Mr. Ed" who will accept money to answer your Oracle questions:
 
 
Suspiciously, there is no full name or contact information anywhere on this web site.  Could it be that this "Mr. Ed" is the famous talking horse from the television show?
 
Mr. Ed is a DBA, developer, and sales consultant. He has over 8 years ORACLE and DB2 database expertise and over 12 years C/C++ programming experience.
 
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, but could this be the "real" Mr. Ed?  After parting from Wilbur in a 1965 contract dispute, Mr. Ed has been in hiding and he may well have taken-up Oracle DBA work from his stall at the barn.  To me, this sounds like the tic-tac-toe playing chickens from the Carnival:
 

Log in, ask a question, and specify the amount you're willing to pay for the answer. Mr. Ed will respond within 24 hours. He will either bid on the question, reject it, or ask for more information. . . . Once you pay the bid amount (using Paypal), Mr. Ed will post the answer within 48 hours.
 


 

 
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