Over the years I have always tried to write books
that will be useful to the computer professional, often with mixed
results. Like any computer book author, I've had my share of
rejected titles including the Oracle Kid. Here are few of my favorites:
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How to Meet Women This was a pragmatic title, addressing a pressing
need for many computer professionals. Key features included:
- Learn Guaranteed pick-up lines
- Dress for success and hide your inner Geek
- Understanding rejection
- Finding your soul-mate
I still think that this would make an excellent book.
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Oracle Express
Mark Rittman's tale of fantasy and adventure as he takes the
Oracle Express into the unknown realm of Business intelligence.
Packed with adventure and suspense, learn the hidden secrets of
Oracle Express and see how Mark learns the true meaning of
multidimensional modeling.
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Internet Scams for Dummies
(International Edition)Internet Crime
Complaint Center (IC3) reports that over three billion dollars was
earned by web scammers in 2004.
Don't miss out on this wonderful money making opportunity.
Learn how the Nigerian 419 scam has made millions and see how you
can appeal to greedy Americans.
From simple consumer fraud to complex Phishing scams, learn
from the experts how to generate a steady stream of income, all
from rich Americans who won't miss the money anyway. Get the
income you deserve!
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Geek Hacks This
was a book dedicated to helping computer professionals embrace
their inner geek.
- Home decor for the geek
- Being geeky
- Proper geek dress
- Geek customs and traditions
- Geek cooking secrets
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Faking OCP Certification for
Dummies Everyone knows that it is next to impossible
to verify someone's Oracle Certification status and you can now
take advantage of this and get the Oracle dream job that you
deserve.
This complete book has catch-phrases like "materialized views"
and "referential integrity" that will impress your new boss, plus
you get a ready-to-print OCP certificate.
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The Oracle Kid
This is the compelling and heartwarming story of courage and
triumph that is perfect for the whole family. Starring Tim
Hall, this is the story of the shy scientist who enlists the aid
of a renowned Oracle expert (played by Pat Morita) to realize
his full potential as a champion.
The perfect date movie, watch Tim Hall dazzle the bad guys
and win the love of his life, all without breaking a sweat. |
